29 days and counting

This is the mantra at the three headed dog. 1 day down and counting. Will there be a company in 29 days? Will there be any jobs? Will Bob Nardelli be back to hawking drywall?

Bob was never as well liked as Rick, and look at Rick. Everyone hates Tommy, kinda like he forgot his roots and everyone knows he is a poser. What is next.

According to the reports, we are supposed to suffer. Can someone please explain this suffering. Oh, excuse me, sacrifice. Again, please explain. Sacrifice what and to whom?

Funny of the day, Big Manager Dude wants to know if I am having weekly or bi-weekly continuous-improvement meetings. Nope. Nada. Not even weekly what have you done for me today meetings. No Meetings. However there are also no meetings on the sheet metal out of spec. Guess they don't care if the fucking windows won't go up. WTF.

Goodby GM, Hello Chaos

So Obama told Rick to take his balls and bats and go home. Okay. Then Obama told everyone the US Government would guarantee warranty. WHAT? Does the government understand how warranty works? Where do they think the parts come from? This is called Service Parts Operations, run by GM, supplied by suppliers, sent to GM dealers, paid for by GM. At what moment does Obama and Timmy think this warranty issue is not going to be a big problem. Chapter 11 means no more parts for any reason until they are paid for. And Service Parts are shelved waiting for a dealer to call, and by the way, under Chapter 11, there are no more dealers.

Crazy Ass shit.

Met my new Quality Manager today (from a town far away), he came to Plant Okey Dokey to assess the damage from his shit shipments, and guess what? He looks like a serial killer. I am not making this up. Someone told me once, why would anyone go there other than to hide. Shiver, Shiver. And a QM from another far away plant just recently was put in prison for a long time for killing his wife.

We seem to attract the best and brightest.

Everyone is depressed over Obama saying he knows how to run the auto industry and Timmy saying that over time we won't care how much money we make. WTF

Grumpy Grumpy Grumpy

Everyone is grumpy. Big Daddy is grumpy bacause he is under visual management. This is a tool I learned at Plant Loco. Constantly watch and then later criticize Big Daddy for not doing what I wanted him to do. Of course the difference is, Big Daddy does shit I don't want him to do on the sly and then acts innocent. Not happening buddy. Get with the program. Spring Clean Guest Room is next. Period.

GrrDog is grumpy and I think it is because he has no hair. GrrDog had a spa day and came home with really fluffy ears and not much else. And he has gas. Really bad gas.

I am grumpy trying to get my new vapors up and running. The pen style seems to be better for me, lasts longer and the chocolate flavor seems to help change from the real cigs to the vapors. Its just the charging that seems to be a problem. I do think that after I get this in line having completely separate items will be a boon to Big Daddy and I both converting to this method. Big Daddy is doing great. Hasn't smoked a real cig in a while.

I did pretty good yesterday after I got the program going but this morning something happened and I am not sure what I did wrong. The primary only worked for and hour and started blinking. Blinking means no charge. Changed to the charged one and it blinked, WTF. Went to the new one and had semi success for a few hours. Changed to the re-charged first one and am back on track. Learning curve. But for every cig I don't smoke one step forward.

Top Quality Ratings for US Vehicles

I can tell you right now this is not due to any specific function in any company. My new plant, Plant Okey Dokey, produces the highest rated car in the newest J.D. Powers report. And this in spite of the management. The union workers are right on top of this action, which is not seen at all plants. The management workers are fighting to "BE IMPORTANT". Hilarious, I originally misspelled this as "IMPOTENT".

Same shit, different day.

Hard week as everyone is scurrying to make their lives "IMPOTENT".

Got to give credit to Plant Okey Dokey, they are getting the job done, and they are nice people.

Got my new vapor items today, need to charge up tonight while I am sleeping and fix it up tomorrow. Hair tomorrow, new hair lady as my hair lady is learning new shit at hair school in California. Tomorrow may have stress.

Gregory the worm is still trying to kill me at Plant Loco, but he is still being nice about it. The problem is the fucker does not speak English. Ever try to listen to someone on a cell phone that does not speak English and has no desire to improve this portion of his acclimating skills. It is painful.

That is the word of today, PAIN FULL.

Funny of the day, at Plant Okey Dokey, during break, everyone thought they were on American Idol or a street corner on New Orleans. I was too busy to vote.

I do not agree with all the spell check changes, but what the hell.

Lost Vapor

I lost my little puffy ecigarette today. This is a horror story. I was down from a pack and a half a day to about 4 real cigarettes. Now I have to replace, re-deploy, and reorganize. The horror of it all.

Better horror is the Internet ravings I see on just how horrible this ecig phenomena is and how it is corrupting society as we know it. Just imagine, people pretending to smoke a tube that does not harm anyone but themselves, and probably not even really harming ourselves. The horror of it all. The rantings go from tantalizing the non smokers to join us-to killing ourselves in this new manner of not smoking.

Do we feel no shame? We are addicts without censure and shame. We should have to suffer and wear hair shirts for smoking a cigarette. WHICH IS LEGAL BY THE WAY. We should all rot in hell for not throwing the highest taxed product into the gutter and walking away to join all the self righteous bastards that denounce this obscene habit as a product of the devil himself.

And now the powers that are smarter than all the rest of us are fighting to make sure that the little puffy ecigarettes are banned until they can be sold by A LARGE DRUG company and taxed as a tobacco product, even though they are none of the above.

Well now I am pissed. I have not partaken of the following products in years: soda pop, potato chips, processed foods, butter substitutes, sugar substitutes, white sugar, white flour, white rice and pasta that is not whole wheat. I do not drink fruit juice as it is nothing more that a sugar with no fiber content. I only consume chocolate with a high cacao content of 70% or better-and then only one square at a time, not a bar of candy.

My cholesterol is excellent, my blood pressure is excellent and I am not overweight. I am also not anorexic, bulimic, or taking borrowed ADD meds to get smarter.

Keep it up and I will go after your cheap food, drink, and candy which is making you fat. And then there will be war.

The reason Plant Loco is Loco

As I stand and read the CSA board I see a write up for "the very serious and infamous gap". The GAP occurs when the operator does not do their job or -TA DA -someone fucks with the part after it leaves station. Well, we have had this specific fuck-up for months and months. And it is always proven that this is definitely a "someone fucks with the part issue". So today I sneak outside with the supervisor type guy to review the offending gap, we pull off the plastic sill plate and what do we see but the blue mark that means the part was fine when it left the install point and the Validation Station. So what do the fucks do? They write an NCT against my company for a gap. Now keep in mind, process dictates that the gap cannot exist under any circumstances. If you do the process correctly and the part is too short you will still not have a gap at the butte joint. WTF.

And people question why the auto companies pay so well? Because the managers are chicken shit to take care of their own problems. Fie on you.

Vaping going better, 4 analog cigs today over a 12 hour period. Hear all kinds of screaming going on about this as no fed/state taxes realized except for regular sales tax. Betcha Obama is vaping.

I must be crazy, cuz I just don't get it

Why is the President of the United States on Leno? Why is he making stupid/offensive jokes? Why is his wife going to make him pull weeds? Should POTUS have to do chores? I would rather not think about why weeding is more important than leading, but then again, if he has time to be on Leno-he probably has extra time to weed. Or explain to Michelle about mulch.

People in New York are chasing down Wall Street finance guys to beat them up over their bonuses. Why don't they just demand that these people spend their bonus money in NYC instead-spreading the wealth so to speak-and then everyone has some extra money. No, Nancy Pelosi (aka Demi Moore wannabe)is going to tax the money back to Washington so they can give it to someone else. Musical money. Maybe everyone should weed for a while.

Now to me, which is much more important. Got my toes done yesterday-pink. Not happy with the pink, but every March I force myself to do something new on toe polish. Big Daddy asked me if I had Easter toes. Oh my.

Tried my new Shiseido facial mask with pure retinal, loved it. Works great. Sephora.com if you want to order.

Doing okay, not great on the vaping. Since Friday cut down to a few analog cigs a day. The ecigs cannot get regulated with me. I know it is going to take time and perseverance-I just wanted a perfect solution. As everyone does. Told Big Daddy I will not take any analog cigs to work so get the troops ready with the ecigs and I am hopeful being busy and time will help this dependence transfer. It is after all an addiction, not a frivolous habit.