Big John

Ever sing 16 Tons, then you are really young. My dad played this on the music system available at the time and Big John loaded 16 tons. Tomorrow we are having a retirememt lunch for Big John who weighs 16 tons. Big John is a union steward and drives around on a cart. I have never seen Big John get off his cart.

Big John rides around all day on a cart making sure there are no union violations. Rides around on a cart. He is taking early retirement. The man has the easiest job on the face of the earth. Rides around, gets OT if repairmen work over, and rides around some more yelling at management. And this guy is taking a buyout. WTF.

If Big John is giving it up we all should worry.