Team Building

This is quite popular now in China, I have no idea why.

These fuckers never paid for me to come over here, they did not help me with my visa or travel plans, and they never contacted me, ever.

And now these assholes want me to go on a trip to an island in Shanghai to team build with them.

Huh.

My best guess would be these people never worked with Ford, never had to chase their hairdresser around the salon with a very hot curling iron and never called their customer a rat fucker.

If this was Survivor I would win before I got on the boat.

I would be the only one on the boat.