Someone took pity on the sorry ass Christmas tree and now they are hanging key fob shit on the tree.
I swear to all that K Mart trees looked better. When they were shunned and in bankruptcy. And Martha shunned them too.
No, I did not go to lunch-all the crazy ass engineers stirred up a bunch of shit and then ran off and left me with the customer engineer and an air charter. This is when it got ugly. The last I knew and that was a few years ago this kind of air charter was 25 grand minimum. So I went hungry, the customer engineer melted down and almost cried and I heard at the end of the day the customer ended up paying for the charter.
Then the asshat came in-in the morning on his vacation day and hugged me. He is foreign and I think they think they can get away with that shit, and I as the supplier really can't squawk if it is not obscene, but really-keep your hands off me. Period. No touching. One of these days I am gonna haul off and punch some asshat in the nuts and I want that meeting with HR recorded. Do not touch other people without permission. Especially if you are the slimy customer and I hate you.
Big Daddy is out of town and Sammy the Spanky Dog is feeling full of himself lately. He usually tells me to go to bed with a little nudge and a bark. The bed is rather high and he can't just jump up there. Last night he made the mighty leap and went to bed alone.
Sammy is the new asshat.
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I am *so* amused by your description of the saddest Christmas tree - I love the idea of each day someone adding one pathetic ornament...and now key fobs! AWESOME
ReplyDeleteIt is truly pathetic. I have never seen such dismal Christmas decorations in a plant. And a very profitable plant.
DeleteI think the only thing my wife wants for Christmas is a carpet cleaner. It is reaLLy more of a business eXpense. As always I just want to pay my annual insurance bill in January. Ho ho ha
ReplyDeleteGeez thinking about insurance bills in December is no fun.
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