Embarrassing secrets

I am addicted to trashy television. There are so few interesting shows anymore and not as many episodes as in the past. Other than some of the cooking shows and a handful of greats it is slim pickin' in the world of television. Honey Boo Boo aside,  there just isn't a lot to pick from. Ice loves Coco was fine at first but not much substance. And now I have a dilemma. Two of my trashy shows are having a face-off.

On Sunday evening The Bachelorette Wedding, showing those crazy in love kids who are getting married in a television special-with special events like the bridal gown fittings and parties that lead up to the nuptials. Opposite is the finale for Survivor Philippines with Lisa Welchel from The Facts Of Life and Michael Skupin the idjit that fell into the fire a few seasons ago in the final 3. I am at a loss on what to do.

Of all the horseshit on television the piece of garbage shows I watch are having a special on the same fucking night, not even close to the night they regularly air. I guess I should just be thankful that Barbara Walters is not having a special the same ass night. And that Nucky Thompson is hunkered down on the Boardwalk waiting for a sign by the HBO gods that there is another season.

The only decent new show, new to me-not the world, that I have found is The Big Bang Theory. Watched it by accident and laughed my ass off. Not as good as Modern Family but better than most of the others.

What is anyone else out there watching? Esby likes Breaking Bad and I am looking into that one next.

Perserverence

I am going to try my new recipes today and past experiences be damned. I have decided it was the recipe and not me. Maybe if I was a more experienced cook I would have noticed something off or lacking. Well, like Wayne Gretzky would say, "I missed every shot I never took". Can't fail if you don't try.

The Elvis episode of Pawn Stars was hilarious, there were actually 2 different shows. One had a necklace and one had a contract. The contract was phony and that lady cried, she had it since around 1955 or so. The necklace lady said she was offered 400 grand at one time and the Pawn dude offered her 20 grand. Why would these people not go to an auction house?

I was watching this online and saw the ad for Honey Boo Boo that everyone is talking about so I watched that after the Pawn Stars. That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on television and I am sure that is because I never watched Toddlers and Tiaras.

Remember the goof ass that is accused of hiring a hit man to kill his first hit man? Well his new attorney went back to court for a bail reduction request, current bail is 15 million. Well the prosecution says he is friendless, his family is on the outs with him, and he is pissed they haven't offered him a plea. Plus he was harassing witnesses.  But the sprinkles on that cupcake is that he has a new girlfriend from the BDSM website and he is directing her to contact and harass witnesses. We know this how? He has a phone in his cell (he is in solitary in the county jail) and they recorded all his phone calls. What a dumbass.