I am losing my sense of humor

Little things are dragging me down the rabbit hole. One stove burner is intermittent, one light in the bathroom is intermittent, and the coffee grinder went AWOL. When I finally got the coffee grinder working and it ended it's cycle I heard a beeping, the alarm system was beeping. According to the alarm company I had a low battery. This took 2 phone calls as in the middle of the first call the phone went dead, the land line. I was starting to get suspicious I was starring in a horror movie, ala Doris Day in one I think was called Midnight Lace.

So after continuous beeping and multiple phone calls I had to drag the step stool to the basement and pull the red wire from the mini "car battery" and then lay on the filthy floor and unscrew the plug in thing. The screw was of course cocked in the hole and a pain in the ass to get it loose.

I think if we get an opportunity to move we should rent.

Alarm company is scheduled for the morning.