It's all coming back to me now

The thing I hated most when I left for my exotic travels was the advertising of the health care services.

Just heard an ad for something, not sure what, but I did hear the tag line, be sure to tell your health professional if you have impaired judgement.

Now I know I am not the smartest tool in the drawer, but really how am I supposed to know if I have impaired judgement? Don't most people think they are smarter than the average bear?

Have you ever met an asshole who admitted they were an asshole?

Have you ever met an ugly person who thought they were ugly?