Jolene, please come get this asshat

Lily dog is crying for her cookies.

Fed ex destroyed the box and sent it back to me. It was not that bad, they should have called and I would have sent it on. Now it is repacked and on its second journey to Florida. This is not the way it was shipped and I now have spent a fortune to send some dog cookies BFE, Florida.

Well the garbage people are not wearing masks, not staying 6 feet apart and are high-fiving each other. WTF is there to high five about garbage.

Big Daddy finally got some dirt. He is happy. He washed my front window, I am happy.

So Gretchen, the GOV has shut us down to the end of May and the legislature is gonna sue her. And all the farmer's markets are opening this month but I think it is illegal to shop at them. Gretch keeps saying she is saving lives but that was never the point, the point was not to overwhelm the hospitals. If I have to stay in the house until the virus is gone or there is a vaccine I could be here a damn long time.

And Dolly Parton is wrong, if BD doesn't quit trying to piss me off I am gonna pay Jolene to come get his ass.

Oh No, My state is now on the Covid-19 list.

New hair.

I have decided I am tired of coloring my hair to pretend I am not gray. I have had gray hair since my twenties and I have spent many hours and much money to cover that up. Haha. No more, I am going natural. Unless it looks horrible and makes me cry, then I will color it again.

My state is now involved in the Covid madness, yes we have 2 and maybe 3 cases in this huge state and a major university has gone to no face to face teaching. Yea, that is gonna work.

My mom is now worried as all get out as the paper sent her a bill and she does not recall when she paid it the last time. She pays for 13 weeks and she got there just before Thanksgiving. Yea mom, I think you owe them some money. This is also the big race weekend coming up, Sebring 12 hour. Wonder what is gonna come from this as her county is good but people come from all over for this race. I should tell her to stock up on a few groceries but she hates to be told what to do and I do not have the strength to take responsibility for the entire world right now.

Yea, I am the only one taking care of mom, taking care of hubs, taking care of the homefront and for goodness sakes--taking care of the cat. And now my mom wants me to take care of my millionaire brother who hides from all us because he thinks we are after his money This guy is so cheap he complains years later for picking up a lunch tab for his nieces. No I do not have time right now to take on a new project. And as my son let me know I am no good at being a family member. WTF.