It appears we are now collectors. Of phony luggage. Phony Tumi, phony Wenger, but no phony Samsonite. Can't get the phony Samsonite we wanted, some other collector of phony shit bought it out from under us.
Don't want to talk about this. This is a Big Daddy obsession and we all deserve our personal obsessions.
So if you see what may appear to be expensive luggage with paint pen writing on all 4 sides, say hello. Its us, the Clampetts, traveling incognito. Shit, I should have made him write Clampett on the luggage.
Found Mento's for the trip home, hope they are not phony, excuse me, faux.