Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Looks can be deceiving

Some look innocent and some chew on a pizzle.

Don't know what a pizzle is, well it is a dog chewy made out of a bull's penis. Mine, or should I say Sammy's, is braided. Yep, dried and braided bull penis. No wonder Sammy wants to bring it to bed every night. Good thing they are cheap at Trader Joe's.

Punkin Head and The Lady came and helped carve a path in the front jungle. Now in addition to the garbage bags and the recycling shit I now have to drag out yard waste bags on Friday mornings. Yea for me.

And my cheap fat clothes are still not here, guess Old Navy are big fat liars in addition to being smart asses.

Big Daddy is supposed to be home Friday afternoon, we will see.


  1. But you have to admit, that is one adorable pooch.

  2. Gotta say I got a hell of deal on a used dog. He sucked up to kids so bad today I wanted to throw up and they just kept petting him.