Big Daddy has been getting bad heartburn from the curry. So his Indian peeps took him to the coconut man who whapped the top off the coconut with his machete. Then they told Big Daddy to drink the coconut milk and BD said the heartburn went away instantly. Don't think it will be as easy to transport as a roll of antacid tablets.
Funny of the day: Headline on Comcast News, "Rattlesnake Bites Medical Marijuana Grower At Walmart". WTF.