Saturday, May 26, 2012

Math has never been my forte

Okay, feeling exceptionally fat and having no clothes I finally found the biggest ugliest clothes known to man on the Old Navy Internet site. The clothes were big and not very expensive except for the exercise type pants which I felt I needed. I paid $17.00 shipping to get them here quicker, which I thought was high for shipping but when you are fat you do strange things. Well, they are not here 3 and 1/2 days later. So I called Old Navy.

I did not pay for the fastest shipping, thank God, I paid for the second fastest which is 2 to 3 days. But that does not include Saturday, Sunday, or holidays which in my case means 6 days for shipping. At that point I said I should have taken the free shipping and his response was that would have meant I would get the coveted fat clothes June 9. More weekends you know. Free shipping, ordering May 23 after 3 PM and delivery June 9.   I went back to the website as Mr. Snotty Ass said it was all spelled out there and guess what, it was not.

How the hell are they shipping this stuff, homeless people walking it to you?

You know what, this is why America is fucked up. If you have to sleaze yourself to get sales, well that is just wrong. And so, I may or may not keep the cheap fat clothes but I doubt I will ever buy anything from the Gap group again. There are too many other assholes out there screaming for my money.


  1. The nice part about being an ancient Roman, didn't togas come in 'one size fits most'?

    1. Not only that, but Big Daddy offered to get me a Sari I could learn to wrap with Internet lessons.