Friday, January 6, 2012

This is Shocking

There is a way to print a calender off your home printer. I know, most of you are picking yourselves up off the floor and wiping your brows, but it is true. I used to know about these things when I lived back in the real world of Trader Joes, Old Navy and Macy's, of course I never went to Macy's.

I have been begging for a calender here in China. Daily I asked for a calender. It is now January 6, the end of 12th night, and suddenly it appears you can down load one from a computer. I am so fucking amazed.

I have not seen this of course, so I am just hopping about in anticipation.

I am of course the only person in the world with a computer that has no printing capability and no CD/DVD functions. That could be why it was so cheap. I have that thing that flings itself out the right side of laptop and you can put a DVD in that thing that looks like it should fit there. And that is where that story ends.

Will wonders never cease.

Funny of the day-I just remembered when I took my laptop to IT and the tech had to convince someone I had not "stoled" some critical piece of equipment, don't remember what it was, but I heard her tell her boss I was not that smart.


  1. I am trying to remember how many years ago it was that I used a paper calendar. I guess my wife has an appointment calendar, that is a book like object, but I rarely get involved with that book, and its for her, not me. So I am still drawing a blank.

  2. I haven't had a printer since 1999. What's wrong with us!?